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Haven't posted in forever... [Apr. 17th, 2010|02:44 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Location |Home]
[Current Mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[Current Music |Amie Miriello - Snow]

It's been just about over a year since my last time touching this thing, so let's see how this goes.

I'm currently coming to terms with my life as a Diabetic. Was diagnosed in late February. It's coming well, and I don't have to use insulin as my father did. I've changed my eating habits and have lost about 40 pounds.

I've been caring for my Mother for the last couple years, as her leg issues continue to get worse. She recently had to have a toe amputated after contracting a fungal infection. Since October of 2008, she has been admitted into the Hospital about 6 times.

The biggest kick to the gut for myself, and my entire family was the sudden passing of my Sister from Brain and Lung cancer at 55 this past September. She was a second mother to not only myself, but to almost everyone in the family. She lived with us, and died with us.

Welcomed a new Niece to the family, and watched another move away.

The last few years have been sobering as hell.

But I've got strong shoulders, and I survive.
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Help a Brother out... [Mar. 22nd, 2009|02:00 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Location |Miserabland]
[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |Tom Waits - Downtown Train]

http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/46718

I'm trying to win this contest.

Hook a brother up, it'll be much appreciated.

Vote, get your friends to vote, vote on multiple e-mails, etc, and all that jazz.

Do work.
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Omg, wtf. [Mar. 11th, 2009|03:28 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Location |Hell]
[Current Mood |soresore]
[Current Music |a-Ha - Take on Me]

My neck hurts.

So bad I had to make my first LJ entry in years.

Now I die.
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Give me a 10 for Simple Plan Meez [Mar. 31st, 2008|08:56 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
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Give me a 10 for Best Look in a Hat [Mar. 28th, 2008|04:30 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2006|12:53 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Location |Nowhere]
[Current Mood |relaxedrelaxed]
[Current Music |The Postal Service <-> Against All Odds]

I was in CVS the other day, picking up some sketch books. These two home repair-er looking dudes were in the same area and one was looking for a Mother's day card. All of the sudden this dude and his kid came in, and the son (aged around 2 ½)just darted behind the 2 guys.

He took a stumble and landed right on his face (more his chest area) he was fine, but it startled the guys, and he dropped the Toys he was holding. His father told him to shake it off, and that he was okay (because he was).

One of the guys come over and helps him pick up his Toys. His dad then asks the son "Now, what do we say?" and the son replies "Ow".

I love Children. They're wit is pimp, and they don't even realize it.
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Rawr, bitches [Apr. 15th, 2006|12:59 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Location |Noitacol Tnerruc]
[Current Mood |complacentcomplacent]
[Current Music |Morrissey - The First Of The Gang To Die]

I just found out that a kid who used to be in my class in elementary school was Arrested on drug charges. What makes it even more interesting is that the fool not only tried to hang himself in police custody, but he knocked out a guard, and took a female worker hostage.

He didn't seem TOO crazy as a kid, lol. Come to think of it, He (and his 2 siblings) seemed pretty normal for that school. But, alas..crap happens.

In other news, I had another full body X-Ray yesterday. Wasn't that fun. Had a young male worker poking all over my body and talking to me like he wanted to be Lesbian Brothers or something. Brokeback Exam Room much? Iiiick.
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Ewww [Feb. 12th, 2006|02:05 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |crazycrazy]
[Current Music |Nicole Nordeman]

:( @ my overtly neglected LJ. With dead background images and lack of life and whatnot. IT'S DEAD!

Oh well, at least I smell powdery, like a baby's cracked spot :D!!!

And I'm snowed in. My family is all forlorn and "BooHoo, the weather is atrooocious!", but I'm all "Yeeeeeah, Boiiiiiii!!!!"
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2005|12:24 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |contentcontent]
[Current Music |Weezer - Perfect Situation]


ColorQuiz.com Frankie took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

"Has a powerful drive towards sensuousness...."


Click here to read the rest of the results.




Not that off base..as usual :p
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2005|11:36 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |relaxedrelaxed]
[Current Music |The Mooney Suzuki - Alive & Amplified]


Your Birthdate: January 29

Your birthday on the 29th adds a tone of idealism to your nature.

You are imaginative and creative, but rather uncomfortable in the business world.

You are very aware and sensitive, with outstanding intuitive skills and analytical abilities.



The 29 reduces to 11, one of the master numbers which often produces much nervous tension.

This is the birthday of the dreamer rather than the doer.

You do, however, work very well with people.




Hmm...another strangely true quizie thing for Frank...I now believe the internet revolves around me >_<

On another note, I got my Hip X-Rays today, no results yet, but I have a weird feeling I may have to have surgery >_<. But I'm cool with it..no reason not to be :)
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2005|02:53 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
Jimmy Stewart
You scored 19% Tough, 9% Roguish, 47% Friendly, and 23% Charming!
You are the fun and friendly boy next door, the classic nice guy who still manages to get the girl most of the time. You're every nice girl's dreamboat, open and kind, nutty and charming, even a little mischievous at times, but always a real stand up guy. You're dependable and forthright, and women are drawn to your reliability, even as they're dazzled by your sense of adventure and fun. You try to be tough when you need to be, and will gladly stand up for any damsel in distress, but you'd rather catch a girl with a little bit of flair. Your leading ladies include Jean Arthur and Donna Reed, those sweet girl-next-door types.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.





My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 26% on Tough

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 22% on Roguish

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 76% on Friendly

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 44% on Charming
Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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Damned creatures [Aug. 21st, 2005|06:49 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[Current Music |Jane's Addiction - Superhero]

I was attacked for the second week by a bat last night. The bitch lurks in this one tree, and if you slightly lift your head too far near it he begins flapping his wings rapidly. Last week the fucker flew out of the tree and hit my foot, this week I litterally felt his wing on my head. Me and my brother in law were ducking and running thinking we were going to be devoured.
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Pain is a pusssy [Aug. 1st, 2005|12:08 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |soresore]
[Current Music |Bonnie McKee]

I woke up yesterday with the left side of my neck tensed up and kinking like a mother lover. Still hurts like shit. Feels as if my neck is going to literally crack...like a stress fracture or some shit. As soon as my head is slightly tilted the pain begins.

If my neck had balls, I'd kick them in.

EDIT: Chocolate Lucky Charms make the world pure again, though.
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Inkblot tests are shames, children. [Jul. 21st, 2005|02:36 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |thoughtfulthoughtful]
[Current Music |Bonnie McKee - Sensitive Subject Matter]

Frankie, your subconscious mind is driven most by ReserveImage hosted by Photobucket.com

You approach the world with reserve because unconsciously, and perhaps consciously, you like to be in control. You keep your emotions to yourself and you may seem mysterious or enigmatic to others.

You're often very cautious about truly expressing yourself. Even people who have known you for some time may find it hard to get close to you.

Your psyche is very deep and rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are.

http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=inkblotogt
'

ERRRRRRR!! Deep me? I'm as deep as a loaded wading pool in the winter time :P
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Bringing this back up... [Jul. 4th, 2005|02:15 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |complacentcomplacent]
[Current Music |Hakuna Matata!!!!]

I suggest everyone go purchase this album:
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

It's awesomely awesome, and I'm in love with this woman. One of the first really great female singer in a while in my opinion, at least that I've heard.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00061U64S/qid=1115627906/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-9292564-4207923?v=glance&s=music&n=507846
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Yeah, anybody heard her yet? She's awesome, and I shall marry her someday.

Another talented singer to check out:

Image hosted by TinyPic.com

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002ZCJWA/qid=1120457873/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_ur_1/104-5578134-2211127?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

Her brother is a bit of a bitch, but she's fairly decent.
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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2005|04:22 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |indescribableindescribable]
[Current Music |Jaci Velasquez - Prayer To Love]

You scored as Boobs. You are attracted to: boobs. You're a boob guy/gurl!

</td>

Boobs

83%

Abs/Stomach

75%

Face

50%

Butt

33%

Penis

0%

What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
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The top 3 are perfect, but I feel placed in the wrong order :p
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Stolen [May. 10th, 2005|01:18 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Music |Anna Nalick]


The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.


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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2005|01:10 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |uncomfortableuncomfortable]
[Current Music |Anna Nalick - Wreck Of The Day]

Driving away from the wreck of the day
And the lights always red in the rearview.
Desperately close to a coffin of hope
I'd cheat destiny just to be near you.

And if this is giving up, then I'm giving up.
If this is giving up, then I'm giving up, giving up
On love, on love.

Driving away from the wreck of the day
And I'm thinkin' 'bout callin' on Jesus.
'Cause love doesn't hurt, so I know I'm not falling in love,
I'm just falling to pieces

And if this is giving up, then I'm giving up.
If this is giving up, then I'm giving up, giving up
On love, on love.

And maybe I'm not up for being a victim of love.
All my resistance will never be distance enough.

Driving away from the wreck of the day
And it's finally quiet in my head.
Driving alone, I'm finally on my way home
To the comfort of my bed.

And if this is giving up, then I'm giving up.
If this is giving up, then I'm giving up, giving up
On love, on love...
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(no subject) [May. 9th, 2005|04:37 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |hyperhyper]
[Current Music |Anna Nalick]

I suggest everyone go purchase this album:
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

It's awesomely awesome, and I'm in love with this woman. One of the first really great female singer in a while in my opinion, at least that I've heard.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00061U64S/qid=1115627906/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-9292564-4207923?v=glance&s=music&n=507846
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2005|05:39 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |sleepysleepy]
[Current Music |Toad The Wet Sprocket - Good Intentions]

Heard this oldie in Starbucks the other day and re-fell in love with it


It’s hard to rely on my good intentions,
When my head’s full of things that I can’t mention.
Seems I usually get things right,
But I can’t understand what I did last night.

And it’s hard to rely on my own good senses,
When I miss so much that requires attention.
I Have to laugh at myself sometimes;
And I can see that I’m not blind.

There’s little relief.
Give us reprieve, oh
For all the things I’ve left behind.
I’m positive that I’m not blind.

I’m not afraid things won’t get better.
But it feels like this has gone on forever.
You have to cry with your own blue tears;
Have to laugh with your own good cheer.

And, it’s hard to rely on my good intentions,
When my head’s full of things that I can’t mention.
Seems I usually get things right,
But I can’t understand what I did last night.

There’s little relief.
Give us reprieve, oh.
Imagining the world outside.
I’m positive that I’m not blind.

I can’t be hard on you,
’cause you know I’ve been there too.
Learned a lot of things from you....

Oh, but life gives little relief.
Give us reprieve, oh.
When everyone is cold as ice,
I clinch my fists and close my eyes.
Imagining the world outside.
But I can see that I’m not blind.


Quite eloquent, if I do say do myself.

One thing about getting older, you're never at a shortage of good music. Something's always popping in your head :D.
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Ladeda [May. 4th, 2005|01:15 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |Chris Isaak - Somebody's Cryin']

New Icon. I believe it's the sexiest yet. Rates right up there with the spinning eye.

Anyways, stolen quiz:

Your Birthdate: January 29

Your birthday on the 29th adds a tone of idealism to your nature.

You are imaginative and creative, but rather uncomfortable in the business world.

You are very aware and sensitive, with outstanding intuitive skills and analytical abilities.



The 29 reduces to 11, one of the master numbers which often produces much nervous tension.

This is the birthday of the dreamer rather than the doer.

You do, however, work very well with people.


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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2005|01:52 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |recumbentrecumbent]
[Current Music |Deaf Pedestrians - 15 Beers Ago]


Your Taste in Music:


90's Pop: Highest Influence
90's Rock: Highest Influence
Adult Alternative: Highest Influence
Alternative Rock: Highest Influence
Country: Highest Influence
Hair Bands: Highest Influence
80's R&B: High Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Ska: High Influence
80's Alternative: Medium Influence
80's Pop: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
Progressive Rock: Medium Influence
Punk: Medium Influence
90's R&B: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence
R&B: Low Influence





Your True Birth Month Is January









Loyal

Social

Logical

Easily jealous

Loves children

Rather reserved

Highly attentive

Likes to criticize

Needs close friends

Ambitious and serious

Smart, neat and organized

Hardworking and productive

Loves to teach and be taught

Quiet unless excited or tensed

Sensitive and has deep thoughts

Knows how to make others happy

Searches for the greatest romance

Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds

Romantic but has difficulties expressing love

Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses





^Go figure xP
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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2005|03:02 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |soresore]
[Current Music |Jim Croce - Time In A Bottle]

I think I broke my rib or something. I was stretching the other day and snapped something and it's been in pain ever since. Now my arms hurt as well >_<.

Stolen:

1. Post the names of any 20 musicians/bands.
2. See who can guess which is your favorite song by each.
3. Once someone guesses right, bold that row and include the song.
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1. AFI
2. Michael Buble
3. The Mooney Suzuki
4. Incubus
5. Christina Aguilera
6. O.A.R.
7. Jack Johnson
8. Josh Groban
9. Maroon 5
10. Jet
11. Joss Stone
12. Shakira
13. OutKast
14. Air Supply
15. Matchbox 20
16. Joydrop
17. Faith Hill
18. Journey
19. White Stripes
20. Alicia Keys
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o_0 [Mar. 25th, 2005|09:07 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |complacentcomplacent]
[Current Music |tobymac - Gone]

Went to the movies and saw "Robots" today. It was fairly funny/good though I wouldn't have minded seeing a movie with actual people. But then again, I didn't pay so I can't complain.

Weird thing was this woman in the seat in front of me, She had her 2 daughters with her and whenever she'd go to the bathroom or concession stand she'd tell ME to watch them for her. I was thinking "WTF" but being my sweet, kind self just said "sure", lol.

Another odd moment of the day was going to the grocery store with my sister and seeing Bobby McFerrin, or somebody who looked exactly like him checking out. I was kinda hoping he'd get angry or something so I would have feasible reason to say "Don't worry, Be happy".
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Craziness X 10 Ninjas. [Mar. 22nd, 2005|01:03 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
Apparently my nerves have gotten worse. I've gotten to a point of complete and total sensitivity, whereas every sound,touch, or scent will shut down my body. I seriously need help. My headaches have gotten worse, and I don't even know why I'm still awake to write this.

Just to illustrate how screwed up everything has gotten, I finally convinced my mother to let me see a doctor. The appointment was planned and everything and we had to postpone it because my niece, who just turned 30 in November may have had a minor heart attack. She was at work [Teaching] and suddenly her chest, back and arms just starting hurting. It's extremely insane, she's probably the healthiest person in our family, she taught a fitness class for a few years, and suddenly bam. She seems to be doing alright now, but it's like...o_0. This being the same niece that had her credit cards stolen last month. Then comes to realization that she's only 9 years older than myself which makes me even MORE eager to get this whole stress thing settled.

I just need a looong break away from life. It's just getting to be too much, the hatred the breeds in my family is uncanny. Everyone hates one another. I cannot begin to tell you how many dinners have been filled with nothing but negative back-talk and such. I seriously don't know what to do anymore, there honestly is NO escape. No rooms to hide out in, no places I can go outside of my home...

I'm pathetic.
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2005|11:35 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |ditzyditzy]
[Current Music |O.A.R. - Untitled]

This computer (or something within it) is completely friggin' cuntlike. I'll be on the net for a while, and then out of nowhere it will knock me off-line, and I won't be able to get on. So I'll reboot and reboot, and then finally have to do a system restore. GEIGH!

Anyways, stole this:
[01] Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
[02] I will then tell what song(s) remind me of you.
[03] Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
[04] Last, I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
[05] Put this in your journal
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Stolen from Zach [Mar. 13th, 2005|03:51 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |sicksick]
[Current Music |Bare Naked Ladies - One Week]

You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian.

Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

</td>

Christianity

75%

Buddhism

67%

Hinduism

63%

Islam

54%

Judaism

42%

agnosticism

33%

Paganism

33%

Satanism

29%

atheism

4%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2005|12:45 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |sicksick]

Time for another of these:
Step 1: Put your media player on random Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play. Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from. Step 4: Strike out the ones people have guessed alreadyCollapse )
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2005|02:16 am]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |Low Millions - Eleanor]

1. Tell me something obvious about you.
2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.
3. What is your biggest fear?
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.
6. What is your most treasured possession?
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
8. Tell me something trivial about you that I don't know.
9. Tell me something trivial about you that everyone knows.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.
12. Are you the jealous type?
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
16. When was the last time you cried?
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
18. Name something embarrassing you've done.
19. If you post this on your blog would you like me to answer it?

Would YOU:
Give me your number?
Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
Let me take you out to dinner?
Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
Loan me a dollar?
Sing car karaoke with me?
Let me give you a piggyback ride?
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
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(no subject) [Mar. 4th, 2005|02:45 pm]
Deacon Schweaty Balls (Frankie)
[Current Mood |ditzyditzy]
[Current Music |Squeeze - Tempted]

Today's date is 03/04/05.

That's just awesome.

I went to the doctor's today, and my mother finally had an encounter with modern society. A crackhead came over to her kneeled down really close and started talking to her.

The woman was nasty looking, with stringy hair, chapped lips and she was drooling. She also couldn't keep her eyes open and was constantly reaching to the ground and seemed to be petting an imaginary dog, or something. My mother got so scared that she called the guy at the desk over to take care of the woman who was at this point picking white shit [ahem] from her nose.

Then the most humorous part of it all, this elderly black lady walks to us because she heard us all talking about the crackhead, and she goes "Y'all talin' about that crazy white bitch...bitch was over in the corner picking flowers, and there wasn't no flowers in here" I fell off of the bench, cracking up :p

Today has the makings of being fairly decent ~_~
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